Laura Arual is relieved that a skilled and professional seamstress examined the fugly cupcake wedding dress, proclaimed it poorly constructed, the wrong cut for her cute mutant body, and the colour unflattering. It really was the dress, not her. Thank God.
Laura Arual always said it was over when they no longer brought out the best in each other. Tonight was the worst.
It really was the dress. Anything that falls apart after one wearing wasn't worth the hanger it was on.
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