So I have become one of those people. A homeowner. I used to mock those people. The banality of their lives. Giant packs of paper towels and a lawn mower. That is now me. But I still think I'm having more fun. We're having more fun than them. A simple trip to Canadian Tire is an experience as we both stand in the lawn care aisle saying, "I dunno. Do we need one of these? I don't know what it does, but do we need one?" Not crabby like the couple in line behind us.
So now a lawn mower, a trowel, and very menacing shears. Apparently I am to use them.