Off facebook and on Neptune

Laura Rochon will now spend 130 hours with her family in a foreign country. If she makes it out alive, she'll post here again.

Laura Arual wanted to wear a Maid of Honour dress that made her feel and look sexy and sophisticated. Instead, the one that was chosen makes her feel like she looks like a frosted pink cupcake.

Laura Arual almost missed posting.

Laura Arual has a bathing suit... she supposes she will go to Mexico afterall.

Laura Arual managed to work the phrase "fart-fart-poo-poo-on your face" into a wedding speech. Brilliant.

Laura Arual is drowning in stuff to do.

Laura Arual should not be surprised that he is that big of a moron, but she is. She doesn't leave for Mexico until next Sunday.

Laura Arual actually had a conversation and dinner.

Laura Arual thinks that communication is difficult, especially with one of your favourite people. Can someone who broke your heart still be considered a favourite person?

Laura Arual prepares to do something that she does not want to do.

Laura Arual is ready to scream... why do people complicate something that is very simple.

Laura Arual reread a notebook (Dec 6 2010 to January 5 2011) and realizes how far she has come since, and renews her vigilance to never return there.

Laura Arual knows that it shouldn't matter, but she was thrilled to see that he has shaved off that creepy moustache.

Laura Arual lives in a city obsessed with pretending it is Irish, but she thinks that St. Patrick's day is for idiots who believe in manufactured holidays.

Laura Arual has updated the page "The Cult of the Bride" to examine why we give congratulations and parties to people getting married.

Laura Arual is ever so relieved that she was not wearing her pendent when the amethyst fell out.

Laura Arual will resume her normal life when the visit to her family is done. Expect posts.

Laura Aural realized that she almost forgot to post today, so  she will borrow from her FB status update: ...continues her search for the holy grail of blue jeans... dark wash, white stitching and a soft denim with a bit of stretch. Bonus if they don't make her ass look like the back end of a dancing hippo in Fantasia.

Laura Arual had 51 minutes of her morning wasted by the Stupid People... the rest of the day will be not a waste.

Laura Arual prepares for her professional self to kick some ass today.

Laura Aural updates her page: "My thoughts on... AKA  Dirty Secrets." The title of today's post is Equity and diversity... what a load of crap.

Laura Aural stood up for her thirteen year old self, and all of the thirteen year old selves like her, and it felt fabulous.

Laura Aural wonders if a person's friends are a reflection of themselves, what does it say if their friends are jerks?

Laura Aural thinks this headache might be caused from estrogen overload after acknowledging International Women's Day by spending the day with over 140 females.

Laura Arual was reminded of how much she likes laughing in the middle of the night,

Laura Arual has updated the page: "The Cult of the Bride"  to question what is proper at a wedding.

Laura Arual wonders what makes a good relationship, wonders even more how to untangle from a bad one, and wonders the most about why people stay.

Laura Aural slept long enough to wake up feeling like herself.

Laura Aural conquered a fear and made some people laugh today.

Laura Aural appreciates all of the kind and wonderful people in her life.

Laura Arual was saved from The Stupid People today, but she spent alot of time talking about them.

Laura Aural will witness first hand just how stupid people are at her meeting this afternoon.

Laura Aural updates her page: "My thoughts on... AKA  Dirty Secrets." The title of today's post is Holy Shit! I write a blog.

Laura Arual reveals the newly named  Off-facebook since "Off-facebook" is more fun to say than"Un-facebook." New month, new name.

Laura Aural welcomes March and celebrates having made it through the worst month in year. Bonus points for being almost unscathed.